I’ll never hire a duck to do plastering work. They leave too many quacks in the wall. Posted on May 18, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A Thesaurus. Posted on May 4, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
Walking on the beach I found a gigantic clam. I tried to drag it back home but I stopped because I didn’t want to pulled a muscle. Posted on March 26, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
What do you call an owl that does magic tricks? Hoodini! Posted on March 5, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
The police just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don’t even own bikes. Posted on February 14, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
What do you call a veterinarian who is also a chiropractor? An animal cracker. Posted on February 4, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
Why don’t ant eaters ever get sick? Because they are full of anty bodies! Posted on February 2, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines, but catscan. Posted on January 25, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment