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Orion’s Belt is a waist of space.

Posted on November 22, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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I think it’s a good idea to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit. But that’s just my two scents.

Posted on May 25, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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I stayed up all night trying to think of a joke. And then it dawned on me.

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I made a geology rap album last year, it hit platinum.

Posted on April 20, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.

Posted on March 23, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight, unless you are willing to deal with the reaper cushions.

Posted on March 15, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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I once used 10 puns to try to make my girlfriend laugh. No pun in 10 did.

Posted on February 24, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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Why can’t tennis players ever find happiness? Love means nothing to them.

Posted on February 19, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

Posted on January 27, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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I owe a lot to the sidewalks. They’ve been keeping me off the streets for years.

Posted on December 10, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
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