I think it’s a good idea to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit. But that’s just my two scents. Posted on May 25, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
I stayed up all night trying to think of a joke. And then it dawned on me. Posted on May 20, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
I made a geology rap album last year, it hit platinum. Posted on April 20, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need. Posted on March 23, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight, unless you are willing to deal with the reaper cushions. Posted on March 15, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
I once used 10 puns to try to make my girlfriend laugh. No pun in 10 did. Posted on February 24, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
Why can’t tennis players ever find happiness? Love means nothing to them. Posted on February 19, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus. Posted on January 27, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
I owe a lot to the sidewalks. They’ve been keeping me off the streets for years. Posted on December 10, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
You’ll see a butterfly. When does a car stop being a car? The moment it turns into a driveway. Posted on December 4, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
