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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Posted on February 17, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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After the birth of your first child, your role in life will become apparent.

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Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Posted on November 19, 2018December 16, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
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What should a lawyer always wear to a court? A good lawsuit!

Posted on November 19, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
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I went to see the Liberty Bell the other day. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

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The winning race car driver had a checkered past.

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My receding hairline and I go way back.

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Two ambulance drivers is a paramedics.

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What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi!

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Coffee has a rough time in our house. It gets mugged every single morning!

Posted on November 19, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
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