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When life gives you lemons, you’re dyslexic.

Posted on November 3, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Posted on August 5, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.

Posted on July 2, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? They relish the moment.

Posted on May 16, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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Nothing tops a plain pizza.

Posted on May 3, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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One time I put ketchup in my eyes, In Heinz-sight it was a bad idea.

Posted on April 14, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it’s too cheesy.

Posted on March 18, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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Two pretzels were walking down a back alley. One was a salted.

Posted on March 8, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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I saw someone eating a burger in church the other day, holy cow!

Posted on January 30, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.

Posted on January 3, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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