Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. Posted on August 5, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well. Posted on July 2, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? They relish the moment. Posted on May 16, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
One time I put ketchup in my eyes, In Heinz-sight it was a bad idea. Posted on April 14, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it’s too cheesy. Posted on March 18, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
Two pretzels were walking down a back alley. One was a salted. Posted on March 8, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
I saw someone eating a burger in church the other day, holy cow! Posted on January 30, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy. Posted on January 3, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
I just ordered 2000 lbs. of Chinese soup. It was Won Ton. Posted on December 13, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
