My wife is furious about our neighbor who sunbathes nude in her backyard. Personally, I’m on the fence. Posted on March 3, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
When I first saw a universal remote control, I thought to myself… “Well this changes everything”. Posted on December 11, 2018December 16, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
The people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabi Doooo! Posted on November 23, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
Did you hear of the story about the tornado? There is a real twist at the end. Posted on November 19, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day. Posted on November 19, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
I got fired from the calendar company for taking a day off. Posted on November 19, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Posted on November 19, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
I just found out I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple. Posted on November 19, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on. Posted on November 19, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment