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My wife is furious about our neighbor who sunbathes nude in her backyard. Personally, I’m on the fence.

Posted on March 3, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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To be frank, I’d have to change my name.

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When I first saw a universal remote control, I thought to myself… “Well this changes everything”.

Posted on December 11, 2018December 16, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
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The people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabi Doooo!

Posted on November 23, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
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Did you hear of the story about the tornado? There is a real twist at the end.

Posted on November 19, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

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I got fired from the calendar company for taking a day off.

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How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

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I just found out I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

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Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on.

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