I saw an ad in a shop window, “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought “I can’t turn that down.” Posted on June 11, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
Walking on the beach I found a gigantic clam. I tried to drag it back home but I stopped because I didn’t want to pulled a muscle. Posted on March 26, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
All my friends claim I’m a baseball nut. I think they’re way off base. Posted on January 12, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked. Posted on December 14, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
I used to be afraid of hurdles, but I got over it. Posted on December 1, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
I sued the airlines when they lost my luggage. Unfortunately, I lost my case. Posted on November 19, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back for seconds. Posted on November 19, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me. Posted on November 19, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
When I was a kid I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents told me the sky was the limit. Posted on November 19, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
Some say a life in politics is full of parties. Posted on November 19, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
