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I saw an ad in a shop window, “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought “I can’t turn that down.”

Posted on June 11, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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Walking on the beach I found a gigantic clam. I tried to drag it back home but I stopped because I didn’t want to pulled a muscle.

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All my friends claim I’m a baseball nut. I think they’re way off base.

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I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

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I used to be afraid of hurdles, but I got over it.

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I sued the airlines when they lost my luggage. Unfortunately, I lost my case.

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What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back for seconds.

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Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.

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When I was a kid I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents told me the sky was the limit.

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Some say a life in politics is full of parties.

Posted on November 19, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
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