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No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.

Posted on April 25, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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Being told I was going deaf was very difficult to hear.

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How do you make dandruff? From scratch.

Posted on March 30, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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If you believe that the quickest way to a man’s heart is the stomach, you know that you are aiming a little too high.

Posted on March 13, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.

Posted on February 25, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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The cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

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Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

Posted on February 10, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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I wanted to see the movie “Constipated” this weekend, but it hasn’t come out yet.

Posted on December 28, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
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Two orthopedists just started a new surgery, it was a joint operation.

Posted on December 8, 2018December 8, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
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How did the reporter kill himself? With noosepaper.

Posted on November 19, 2018 by adme with Leave a comment
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