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I took a video of my shoe yesterday. It was some pretty good footage.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
A pack of llamas is called a cria. A pack of camels is why your dad left.
I was so late to the cannibal banquet that they just gave me a cold shoulder.
I saw an ad in a shop window, “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought “I can’t turn that down.”