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I think it’s a good idea to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit. But that’s just my two scents.
I stayed up all night trying to think of a joke. And then it dawned on me.
I’ll never hire a duck to do plastering work. They leave too many quacks in the wall.
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? They relish the moment.
I keep asking what LGBTQ stands for and I’m not getting any straight answers.