I think it’s a good idea to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit. But that’s just my two scents. Posted on May 25, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
I stayed up all night trying to think of a joke. And then it dawned on me. Posted on May 20, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
I’ll never hire a duck to do plastering work. They leave too many quacks in the wall. Posted on May 18, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? They relish the moment. Posted on May 16, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
I keep asking what LGBTQ stands for and I’m not getting any straight answers. Posted on May 7, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A Thesaurus. Posted on May 4, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery. Posted on April 25, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
I was struggling to figure out this joke about seatbelts but then it just clicked. Posted on April 22, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
I made a geology rap album last year, it hit platinum. Posted on April 20, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
