I took a video of my shoe yesterday. It was some pretty good footage. Posted on July 14, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well. Posted on July 2, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
A pack of llamas is called a cria. A pack of camels is why your dad left. Posted on June 17, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
I was so late to the cannibal banquet that they just gave me a cold shoulder. Posted on June 17, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
I saw an ad in a shop window, “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought “I can’t turn that down.” Posted on June 11, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
I won’t spell part backwards, I know It’s a trap. Posted on June 6, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
Why’d the blind guy fall down the well? He couldn’t see that well. Posted on June 5, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
I think it’s a good idea to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit. But that’s just my two scents. Posted on May 25, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
I stayed up all night trying to think of a joke. And then it dawned on me. Posted on May 20, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
I’ll never hire a duck to do plastering work. They leave too many quacks in the wall. Posted on May 18, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
