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Orion’s Belt is a waist of space.

Posted on November 22, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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When life gives you lemons, you’re dyslexic.

Posted on November 3, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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My deaf girlfriend just told me “I think we need to talk.” That’s not a good sign.

Posted on October 11, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap.

Posted on September 3, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.

Posted on August 24, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Posted on August 5, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water. Schwepped her off her feet.

Posted on August 1, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

Posted on July 23, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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I took a video of my shoe yesterday. It was some pretty good footage.

Posted on July 14, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.

Posted on July 2, 2019 by adme with Leave a comment
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